Stop the Presses!!! - Clay Aiken is gay!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/23/clay.aiken.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

This shouldn't be a headline even on a slow news day.

In other breaking news...

Adam is dead.

The big ball of glowing yellow that appears in the sky each morning is called the...Sun.

The sky is blue.

The Village People are gay.

Rush Limbaugh is a conservative and Al Gore is a liberal.

And finally...Dan knows sarcasm.

Aloha